Why is buying a mouse so goddamn hard?
For awhile now I’ve been using a Logitech G9 mouse which has more or less been a bad experience. It is not comfortable to hold, the two “shells” that they have given me have both become worn and the plastic coating over them has been peeling, and all in all it has been a miserable waste of $100 for this “gaming” mouse.
I’ve written before about how much I dislike this product (although in all fairness I did have to retract my statement about the mouse wheel). As I travel a lot, I decided to try to get more wireless as I hate having wires running all over my desk. I recently purchased the Microsoft Natural Ergonomic Desktop 7000 which has both a wireless version of the keyboard I already use as well as a mouse. Luckily I managed to get it for half the cost on eBay.
The problem is the mouse is horrible. It makes you hold your hand in a weird sideways position. With a regular mouse, your hand sits on top. With this mouse, it is kind of on top and kind of on the side. Imagine grabbing a bottle of water. Your hand is twisted so that you grab the bottle when it is upright. This is more or less you have to move the mouse. So, if you slide the water bottle around on a table and like how that feels, then more power to you. Controlling a mouse with precision is nearly impossible to do this way when you have used the other variety for 20 years. More importantly though, it just isn’t comfortable. It forced my pinky to slide on my desk every time I moved my mouse.
So, last night I went to Staples to pick up the Logitech Performance MX mouse. I’m giving Logitech a final try as this mouse is the most comfortable for my hands, it has all the buttons and features I need, it is wireless and can be recharged by simply plugging in a cord (great idea to plug in overnight, or if you forgot, you can still use the mouse but just have to deal with the cord while it charges), and I couldn’t find anything from Microsoft or any other company that matches it. Plus, it has gotten some great reviews from some power users so far, so I figured it was worth a shot as Logitech products had not failed me up until recently.
Today I come into the office and begin to install all the software, plug the mouse in to begin charging, and try to set it up. I plug the receiving into my computer, it recognizes the device, and I start to move the mouse.
And the mouse doesn’t move on the screen.
The red “I’m out of power” light continues to blink even though I have it plugged in. I tried both the AC adapter as well as charging right from the USB in my computer. At this point, I go to turn the mouse over to try to see if the battery is not placed inside correctly, and I hear a rattle.
Fuck.
So now I get to go back to my apartment, gather the box and everything, head back to Staples, and have them exchange it before I can even try this mouse. In the meantime, I am once again stuck with the G9. It seems like I keep getting my hopes up that I can get away from this thing only to have them dashed every time. I would just be done with this mouse totally, but it is too nice to use (I have just rolled it around the table a bit to get a feel for it, and I loved it) to be done with it before I even get to really try it when I work or play games. It could simply be a fluke too, although this once again is another notch against Logitech in the durability department.
Besides, it’s kind of comical that I could go buy a $10 piece of crap mouse with 2 buttons and a scroll wheel, and it will last me a year, but I keep buying $100 mice that break and wear out within days (or, in this case, day) or months.




