A little hunting rant
Can you believe these assholes on the Outdoor hunting channel? Now admittedly I’ve never been hunting, but if you are going to hunt for sport, use a goddamn bow and sneak up on some shit. Sitting in a tree, perched 300 fucking yards away from a deer that lives in a fenced in forest is not hunting. Quieting your loud mouth-breathing should not be the main concern. How do you call it a sport when your fat ass is sitting down eating twinkies all day until Bambi hops along?
And why does size matter? Why are these jackasses so proud that their kills are bigger? First of all, the bigger something is, the larger of a target it is. IT’S EASIER TO HIT. You should be looking for things that are smaller. Hitting a bear from 200 yards out with a rifle that can hit an apple takes no skill. Why don’t you hunt fucking squirrels from 200 yards out, and then we’ll see how bad ass you are.
And second, it isn’t like you spent any additional energy on killing it. You pulled a fucking trigger. You didn’t even have to pull it any harder than you usually do. The animal goes down either way as long as you manage not to miss. And if you do miss hitting a deer that is completely unsuspecting with a goddamn sniper rifle AND scope, then you should have to turn the gun on yourself. Then, things might actually be a little challenging.
Like I said, I’ve never been hunting. I’m sure normal people who don’t spend all of their lives out in the woods need this kind of hunting drive-thru lane in these little slaughter farm forests. Climb up the tree, find a deer, shoot it, get your picture with it, and take it home. I get it, people have jobs and shit and can’t go become skilled warrior hunters like back before hot pockets and management meetings were invented. But shouldn’t the guys hosting the damn TV shows be the Mario Batalis of hunting and not the Sandra Lees?